Scrooges diary
December 24,1843
today I was bugged my incompetent nephew who was trying to talk me into being jovial twords the holidays that i cannot bare to live through. People that try to cheer me up become my worst enemies. My clerk wanted to have the day off but i pay him too much for him to pick my pocket every year, he doesn't even do that much work for me. I will be the only one working in the Scrooge and Marley shop. Three Neanderthal men wanted me to donate to the hobos who live on the street. I donate to more important things like prisons, those are what we need to donate to. Christmas is not a time of giving its a fake holiday and everyone who celebrates it doesn't know what a real holiday is. I wish everyone didn't talk to me and ask me to give to preposterous charities just because its some holiday. Bah humbug to everyone , i have my money thats all I need.
Bah Humbug
Scrooge
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Nice Blog Jack, i like the part about when you said "people that try to chear me up become my worst enemies." u funny man.
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